Complaint Department

The following page has been prepared as a standardized method of handling complaints
about this website or any of the works which are promoted herein.
Please spend as much time and effort below as is warranted by the severity of your grievance.

Name that you deserve to be called:

Any and all applicable prefixed titles, either real or imaginary:

Miss      Mrs.      Madam      Mr.      Messrs.      Dr.      Judge      Sir      Master

The Honorable      The Dishonorable      His Majesty      Her Majesty      Their Majesty

Headmaster      Captain      Commodore      Commandant      Duke / Count      Darth

Any and all applicable suffixes, as well:

Senior      II (Junior)      III (Junior, Junior)      IV or higher      Ph.D.      Esquire

the Great      the Bold      the Magnificent      of the Southern Isles

Explain exactly when and by what means (excluding use of any live telephone conversation) you may be contacted or visited:

Specific projects or website sections which are relevant to your complaint:

"Li'l Lynn" (the graphic novel)      "Li'l Lynn Tells It Herself" (the novella-zation)

Lab Master and/or Peppy Young Lab Assistant Kittyson (featured in the two works above)

"Runaway Weer the Burdened"      "Runaway Weer the Corrupted"      "Runaway Weer the Accused"

"Runaway Weer and the Spinning of a Speech"      "Runaway Weer the Whispering of a Wish"

"The Answer Lies in Oz"      "Upon the Name of Oz"

"Sootwork-Mauzi"      "Brevitous Accounts of Fictitional Incidents"

The Arcane Apocrypha being closed      The Arcane Apocrypha being opened

"Fyre an' Ayes"      Seriously, "Fyre an' Ayes"!

Other Comics      Illustrations      The Complaint Department itself

The website's design      The website's coding      Charles personally

Type your full complaint as an essay in the box below, as exquisitely detailed as possible. Topics should be separated into paragraphs, and at least one semicolon is required. When it seems that you are about to run out of space, a scroll feature will activate and thenceforth be useable.

How do you wish your message to be edited, before being posted?

With my words having been twisted around in a way which makes me seem petty and weak

Having been edited to correct my many grammatical mistakes and typographical errors

Verbatim according to my poor command of my own native written language

How aggressively do you wish your complaint to be promoted?

On the home page of this website

Within the next paperback publication; preferably on the front cover

On this page, but the same color as the background, so that not everyone will be clever enough to find it

(Note for later: insert patronizing text here.)

From whom, if anyone, do you wish to receive a reply?

Charles himself      An applicable fictional character of his (i.e. Charles himself)

Authorized staff member (i.e. Charles himself)      Unauthorized staff member (i.e. Charles himself)

Now hand in your complaint and receive the only appropriate response.