Name that you deserve to be called:
Any and all applicable prefixed titles, either real or imaginary:
Duke / Count
Any and all applicable suffixes, as well:
III (Junior, Junior)
IV or higher
of the Southern Isles
Explain exactly when and by what means (excluding use of any live telephone conversation) you may be contacted or visited:
Specific projects or website sections which are relevant to your complaint:
"Li'l Lynn" (the graphic novel)
"Li'l Lynn Tells It Herself" (the novella-zation)
Lab Master and/or Peppy Young Lab Assistant Kittyson (featured in the two works above)
"Runaway Weer the Burdened"
"Runaway Weer the Corrupted"
"Runaway Weer the Accused"
"Runaway Weer and the Spinning of a Speech"
"Runaway Weer the Whispering of a Wish"
"The Answer Lies in Oz"
"Upon the Name of Oz"
"Brevitous Accounts of Fictitional Incidents"
The Arcane Apocrypha being closed
The Arcane Apocrypha being opened
"Fyre an' Ayes"
Seriously, "Fyre an' Ayes"!
The Complaint Department itself
The website's design
The website's coding
Type your full complaint as an essay in the box below, as exquisitely detailed as possible. Topics should be separated into paragraphs, and at least one semicolon is required. When it seems that you are about to run out of space, a scroll feature will activate and thenceforth be useable.
How do you wish your message to be edited, before being posted?
With my words having been twisted around in a way which makes me seem petty and weak
Having been edited to correct my many grammatical mistakes and typographical errors
Verbatim according to my poor command of my own native written language
How aggressively do you wish your complaint to be promoted?
On the home page of this website
Within the next paperback publication; preferably on the front cover
On this page, but the same color as the background, so that not everyone will be clever enough to find it
(Note for later: insert patronizing text here.)
From whom, if anyone, do you wish to receive a reply?
An applicable fictional character of his (i.e. Charles himself)
Authorized staff member (i.e. Charles himself)
Unauthorized staff member (i.e. Charles himself)